'Have you both asked each other to do something you don't like'
'or have been forced not to do something you like?'
No, we haven't. - Yes.
I don't like to dress in traditional attire
but he keeps making me do it.
What?
If you wear a sari, you would look very beautiful.
Why can't you do that?
But it's uncomfortable.
At least, you can wear a 'Salwar Kameez'.
One other thing.
He pesters me to keep a bindi on my forehead all the time.
Does anyone wear a bindi when they're wearing western wear? - Hello!
Tanu, there's a scientific fact behind it.
When you wear a bindi, it will be the centre of focus.
If I don't then, will my face be out of focus?
Are you really taking a moment to think?
No.. It's looking good.
But
if you wear a bindi, you'll look more beautiful.
There are many such instances.
She doesn't buy me ice cream at night.
She doesn't buy me chocolates.
There's a drink, which is green in colour, what is it called?
He was asking for a valid reason.
Not stuff that would give you cholesterol.
What If I'm fine with it?
How can you deny me that?
Yes, right.
If there's nothing, then say there's nothing.
Shall I cook up something about you and say?
You won't be able to do that.
Because I don't control you.
I say 'okay' to everything you say.
Wait..
I've always been the Alpha in the relationship.
I lay down the rules here.
No..
He always used to think he's the Alpha in the relationship.
But he never was.
She'll say something.
And then, I'll say something.
Post which there's no argument at all.
Only what I say, happens.
The thing is
what I want
I'll demand the opposite of it and ask him.
He'll speak against it
and eventually, that'll work out in my favour.
Obviously, there will be no more arguments.
Things happen my way.
I don't have the habit of manipulating.
I always like to be straight-forward.
You should do what you like and shouldn't do what you don't.
If you can't, then there's no point in living.
You need to have a strong hold over them.
A strong one.
It's called inception.
Hey, I have one.
She never lets me win at anything.
Nonsense, nothing like that.
It's exactly like that.
It's not like I don't let you win and all.
Then? - It's just that you can't.
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing"
"it is a never ending suffering."
'As I'm Suffering from Love'
Okay then, I'll leave.
I'm going shopping with Divya.
Are you going to office today?
It's Sunday, why would I have to work?
Oh..
Are Meera and Santhosh still asleep?
Yes. I think they're still hung-over from last night's party.
I don't know why they can't patch things up.
They were in a relationship for five years.
Yes.
They were madly in love.
How did that turn into such strong hate overnight?
You know, what? - Hmm.
You won't believe this.
I asked this exact question to Meera.
We think so alike, right?
When did you speak to Meera?
I mean..
Last night, you guys were the ones who sent me
to help her out
and bring her to the dinner table.
Okay.
But anyway
not everyone can be like us. - Huh?
Good Morning. - Oh, hi.
Did I oversleep?
That's okay, it's Sunday.
Shall I make coffee?
Please prepare coffee.
I feel damn hung-over.
Okay, so, I have to pick Divya up. - Bye. - I'll see you guys.
Is Meera still asleep?
Yes, she was too intoxicated.
We had two more pegs after having dinner.
If not, it's very hard to even look at each other.
We seem to be allergic to even look at each other.
If it's that tough, why don't you both get divorced?
She's not ready to agree on either options.
She's torturing me to the core, giving me a run-around.
What I did wasn't that big an issue.
You're up for a bachelors' trip.
You'd be doing the same.
Hey, fucker.
Do you think I'm like you?
I won't do all that.
I'll never cheat on Tanvi.
Okay, why are you getting so worked up?
Hey! You're getting worked up, not me.
Okay, was I the only one at fault?
Wasn't she too?
When my secret was revealed, didn't I admit my mistake?
Why isn't she admitting to her mistake?
Hey. What would you do knowing that?
Then it'll become a big issue.
Just. Hey..
Forget about it.
Just move on.
Who could it be?
Do you have any idea?
Hey! How would I know?
You're crazy.
Please let it go.
Compromise and move on.
One minute.
Hello.
Oh, it's ready, is it? Okay..
Okay, I'll come there. Thank you so much..
Hey, buddy, my car is fixed. I'll go and pick that up.
Then, what about Meera?
It doesn't seem like she'll wake up today.
Even if she does, ask her to take an auto-rickshaw.
She was the one who ruined my car.
Let her take an auto-rickshaw and go home.
Hey! - I'm leaving now.. - Wait for some time.
I will see you in the evening.
Good morning.
Morning.
Where's everyone?
Tanvi has gone shopping.
Santhosh has gone to get his car.
No one else is at home, is it?
Listen to this joke..
Actually, it's a lame one.
But.. - You tell me. I will decide then.
Okay..
There was a guy who was on a ladder and hammering a nail..
Hey! That wasn't the joke.
Okay, fine.
Tell me.
When he was hammering the nail, the hammer fell down.
He then asked the guy holding the ladder
'Give me the hammer.'
The other guy replied saying
'Why should I do that?'
'I'll come to you and hand it over to you.'
That was a funny joke.
Was the joke really funny?
How can I help it?
I end up laughing no matter what you say.
I'm a stand-up comedian.
We tend to get a feedback from someone before whom we perform.
I'm not able to trust her feedback.
I end up laughing no matter what you say.
What can I do?
Due to this, I'm not able to differentiate between
the good jokes and the bad ones.
She laughed at my joke, so, I went and performed..
The other day, I was performing at a bar.
A guy who was damn drunk stood up and started crying.
Hey!
Why are you laughing now?
I'm cribbing about my problems here.
Sorry, dear.
When you say it, it really sounds funny to me.
Did you see that?
I have a show in the evening.
You're confusing me too much.
Hey, all your jokes are good.
You just perform with confidence. Okay?
I'm going shopping with Tanvi now.
Once I'm done with shopping, I'll come to your show. Okay?
Are you going to meet Tanvi? - Yes, why?
Nothing.
I got to know something.
I shouldn't be telling you about it.
What's it? What do you know?
Why shouldn't you tell me about it?
If I do so, I don't know if it'll become a big issue.
What's it about?
It's about something that I know about.
Huh?
Ah!
What are you saying?
Raghav and Meera did this, is it?
Don't scream, damn it.
You're the one who's screaming. I'm speaking softly.
Sorry..
That's right, it was a drunken mistake, it seems.
Raghav truly loves Tanvi.
So
Tanvi should never get to know about this. Okay?
Which one? The fact that he's in love with her?
Argh!
Tanvi shouldn't get to know that Raghav slept with Meera.
Is that fine?
How can I not say anything?
What if he had cheated on her intentionally?
They're about to get married soon.
But what if it truly was an one-time drunken mistake?
If you tell her, then their wedding will be brought to a halt, right?
Okay then.
Why don't we do this?
I'll try to find some information from Tanvi
to know if their relationship is really a happy one or not.
Later on, let's decide whether to tell her or not.
Be careful.
Don't say anything unnecessarily
and then don't screw up their lives.
He screwed her, that's why I'm going to screw up his life.
Damn you.
I can't believe that I asked you for feedback on my jokes till now.
Hey, you won't get my sense of humour.
Sir, take your hands off it. - Is it ready?
Sir, why did you come all the way here?
I would have come and got the car.
Why did you take the trouble of coming, here?
No issues, my house is nearby.
I came for a morning walk.
So, I thought of checking on the car.
Okay.. It was a big help. It was a timely help.
That's nothing.. - Hey! Do you know him?
He works at Raghav's office. - Yes, he writes reviews.
That's him, right? - Yes.
Sir, if I spoke something wrong after getting drunk last night
I'm sorry.
Oh, no! You didn't do anything of that sort.
What did you speak about?
He didn't say anything wrong, let it go.
Nothing, buddy, he got divorced, but I'm not able to get one.
I was frustrated with that and I was blabbering to him.
Sir, are you divorced?
Yes.
Sorry, sir.
No, it's not an issue.
It's tough to be divorced.
It's like your life is over.
Oh, no, it's not that bad, I'm okay.
He won't express it. - Oh.
No.. Nothing like that, I'm really fine.
We shouldn't make a big issue out of it.
Rather take it in a positive way.
How can we take this in a positive way?
One fine day, you had a wife, a child and a family.
All of a sudden, your family was broken apart.
You don't have anything now.
Look at you, you're drinking coffee alone.
Damn!
How can we take this in a positive way?
You're getting too emotional.
I'm really fine.
Why are you making him feel bad?
I feel sorry for him on seeing him.
Look, there's nothing in his life now.
Speaking like this now is not going to be of any help.
Somehow, I have consoled myself and have been fine about it.
Look.
He's got sorrows but he pretends to be happy.
When I think about it, I feel really sad.
Oh, no, pal, look at this in a positive way.
Now, I can start a new life.
I can do whatever I like.
Who knows? Maybe
I'll fall in love again.
Correct, sir.
Do you know what is the worst part?
What's it, buddy?
Who will marry him at this age?
Have you ever thought of it?
Tell me, did you think about it?
Not until now.
I'll go and wash my hands.
Ah. Okay, sir.
Oh, no.
Why did you get him upset?
I have been looking for him for a long time.
He'd given bad reviews about Ajith and Vijay's movies.
So, I gave a bad review on his life.
Divya, I know this boutique, okay?
They have great collections, we'll go there first.
Huh?
Cool, bro.
Bro, uh? You're crazy.
Just kidding.
Okay, listen.
How's everything going?
What?
Your wedding planning..
How's Raghav?
Is he making you happy?
Of course, he is.
He has been great, Divya.
Great?
How can you say, he's being
great or not?
He has been extra sweet to me
ever since this whole wedding preparation began.
And you know what?
It's so surprising to see a guy
so interested in all of this.
One day, we had gone sari shopping. Okay?
I was just going to call him in the end to choose a colour.
But he came prepared after having researched about silk saris.
Kanchipuram silk, Mysore silk, Thanjavur silk
Ikat, Patola, Bandhani, Paithani
Chandini, Maheshwari, Baluchari, Tussar.
Amazing, isn't it?
I myself never knew there were so many varieties.
I wanted to know enough to help her out in these things.
I know how special these things are to her.
You're so sweet.
I told him that I wouldn't mind if he doesn't
involve himself in this.
But he has just been amazing.
He keeps proving why we are so great together.
Tell me. Why you're being so nice to me?
What?
Come on, tell me.
Tanu dear, why are you digging up all this?
Why can't you take it, as it is?
Babe, I was just asking.
No, do I need a reason or something to be nice to her?
I don't know why she's so surprised.
No, as though I made a mistake
and I'm making up for it by being nice to her.
Fuck!
Santhosh is getting suspicious.
Will he find out?
He's a foolish one.
He couldn't have figured out.
Does Tanvi have any idea about it?
Oh, no.
I can't even imagine about that.
I'm making sure I do everything to make her happy.
You know she has this notion of a perfect wedding
perfect relationship.
And I want to make sure that I give everything to her.
Even if it means that I do something that I don't like doing.
He's doing everything he can
to make this the perfect dream wedding that I've always wanted.
And you know what's the best part?
He loves doing it.
Really
does Raghav like to go for shopping to buy things for the wedding?
How long do I pretend
to like this wedding shopping?
Even I happen to be a human being, right?
I'm a guy.
How long can I pretend to like girlie stuff?
Yes.
Sir, don't worry about what he spoke to you.
We'll hook you up with a girl.
What do you say, Badri? - Superb!
Sir, you don't have to worry anymore.
Here on, Santhosh and I are your wing-men.
Let this go.
It's really tough to have a good relationship after this.
Who said anything about a relationship?
Sir. We're here to hook you up with women.
But you're blabbering about relationship.
You don't need a relationship.
We help you hook up, that's it.
What's a perfect relationship?
What's it?
Everyone seems to be silent.
You all don't know, is it?
Seriously, you all don't know, is it?
You all wouldn't know.
Because there's nothing of that sort.
For instance
take a girl and a guy who are enjoying to the core.
If they both want
to get slightly
bored
they will say something to each other.
That's what is called
a 'Relationship'.
I'll tell you how to find it.
Imagine someone comes to you and asks
'Hey, buddy, what's up?'
'What's happening between you two, buddy?'
You'll reply saying
'Uh..'
'We both are going out.'
That's what you'd say.
After hearing that, he'll be so happy for you.
If at all you
say, 'We're in a relationship'.
Try saying that.
He'll get damn pissed.
He'll get very serious.
Oh!
Okay..
Umm.
He'll walk away saying that..
As if you guys are not happy and you both are part of a project.
Do you get it now?
This is what is called
a relationship. - Relationship.
But this is the stage where you can look for symptoms.
There's a stage where many get admitted in ICU.
Here..
Many must be aware of it.
Marriage, buddy. It's marriage.
I know.
He knows.
You all will know.
A day before, we went for shopping all day.
Just like always, he was very enthusiastic
and he was so involved in everything we did.
And you know, what, Divya?
He always listens to me.
Just a day back, I had mentioned it to him about this photographer.
He had arranged for him, right away.
He listens to me like that.
All the time.
Photographer is at the mall.
So, he'll meet us there. - Okay.
Raghav.
We chose this photographer to cover all our wedding preparations
it was a great idea, right?
That's true, definitely.
Now, we'll have enough footage for our wedding film.
It would be like a documentation, right?
Sure..
But you don't mind him being with us all the time
or is it like an intrusion to you?
Yes, I do, definitely.
What?
Huh!
Are you even listening?
Baby, the photographer is here. Look.
I can't be listening all the time.
But you don't have to either.
He cannot be listening to you like
all the time.
But he does.
I know, he doesn't have to.
But he does.
If that's true
then
don't you think all of this is kind of
somewhat weird?
But, Divya, we're in love.
We're just hopelessly in love.
We're very much in love.
But how long can you be a hopeless romantic?
We're in love for eight years now.
I'm not perfect.
No one is.
He was right here, where did he disappear?
Were you listening to me in the car or not?
No, I.. - Freeze!
Uh.
Don't smile on purpose, be as you are.
I want to shoot you guys in candid moments.
So, the usual, 'Smile Please'
I won't say that but will click randomly.
And my photos
will reflect your love explicitly. Wait and watch.
How's this?
Raghav?
How's this?
It's good, but..
Babe.
If you apply this, you will look more pretty.
It'll bring out your features better.
This is nice, but seems a bit overpowering, right?
Yes, I think you're right.
This is nice.
I was just about to say that.
Don't we think alike?
Yes.
How's this for the engagement?
It's nice.
Try it on.
Umm.
Hey..
Where are you going?
Candid!
Go there and stand.
Crazy fellow!
How does this look?
What are you doing on the phone?
I was checking on the phone about it's variant.
It's called 'Lehenga Choli'.
What are you going to do by knowing that?
So that I can help you pick.
It's looking very nice dear.
Take this one.
Okay. - Okay.
We're perfect for each other.
That's how it is.
Divya.
Since my childhood, I always dreamt of a perfect marriage
and a perfect wedding, right?
Actually, the most important thing about it
is a perfect guy and a perfect relationship.
I'm actually really glad that I found that.
Wow, dear, I'm so happy for you.
And I can't wait to see the photos from that day.
I can't show her the photos from that day.
Why not?
Have a look.
Raghav, how's this?
Raghav?
Raghav, how's this?
I think
if you apply this, you will look more pretty.
This is nice.
I was just about to say that.
Yes.
Don't we think alike?
Yes.
How does this look?
What are you doing on the phone?
Huh?
Just like the photographer said
your love seems so explicit.
Hey. I really love her.
That's why I'm putting in so much effort.
No, but, she has this notion
that our relationship is the most
flawless and the perfect one.
It's tough to live up to that all the time.
If so much is going on in her mind
I really, really hope she never finds out about us.
I swear.
She'll be shattered.
I don't think she can handle it.
I don't want to put her through that.
Hope all your doubts got cleared now?
Hey, I wasn't suspecting anything.
I just want to make sure that you guys are doing
everything right when you're taking the big step.
That's it.
So you're happy, right?
Of course, I'm happy.
I've never been happier in my life.
Okay, so
he's making you happy, right?
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Oh! I got what you are trying to say now.
You could have asked me directly, right?
But, uh..
No, we haven't.
Huh? Haven't done what?
She'll never be able to take the fact that she wasn't my first.
What?
Oh, shit!
We haven't done it, I mean it's no big deal.
What?
Really?
You both have never done it, is it? - No.
Both of us agreed to wait for it, till we get married.
You and Raghav haven't even for once..
No, we didn't.
Wait..
Do you mean to say that
I was your first ever?
"We caught a glimpse of them and we fell for them."
"We fell head over heels in love and had a jolly time."
"We are ignoring the warning signs"
"and proceeding."
"It turned out to be a pretence."
"The terms of endearment whispered was all a pack of lies."
"The love we had for each other"
"doesn't exist now."
"They went to Ooty on honeymoon."
"She inflicted torture on him."
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing, it is a never ending suffering."
"Ding.. Dong.. Ding.. Love is an awesome feeling."
"One damn thing, it is a never ending suffering."